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The mother-in-law bribe backfired

thisdiscontentedwinter:

pettyrevenge-base:

This is not my story.  This was told to me by a woman I knew from work several years ago; she’s a very sweet nurse.

Nurse graduated from nursing school and decided with her friend to move to one of the cities that was listed as having “the most eligible bachelors” from some publication. She moves and starts dating her future husband.

Future Husband’s mother is a viper and decides Nurse is not good enough for her family.  The  happy couple eventually get engaged and future mother-in-law is having none of it.   Tries for several months to break them up; tries to convince Nurse to go back where she came from and simultaneously tries to gently convince her precious son that Nurse may not be good for him.

To add some more context to this situation, this MIL is pretty nasty to Nurse but hides it well to other people, always making sure she’s super (fake) sweet to everyone when others are around.

Finally wedding plans are set so MIL gets desperate.  She gets Nurse alone with a “generous” offer: leave fiance and never come back in exchange for $10,000 (note: this was almost 30 years ago so I guess it was kind of a shitload of money for most).

Nurse is so sick of this woman’s shit and is incredibly insulted. However, she’s intelligent and maintains her composure.  Nurse accepts the offer.

Nurse takes the money, does not leave, and gets married anyway. Nobody else knows about this.

MIL cannot say or do anything about it without exposing herself to her family as a horrible person.

Nurse and husband are still happily married; their kids are grown; husband still has no idea this went down.

MIL has suffered silently for almost 30 years.

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s a Machiavellian power move AND I LOVE IT! 

(Source: reddit.com, via iwillpooponthefloor)

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1 month ago

veggiedaddy:

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

(via lovelyknj)

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2 months ago

rejectedprincesses:

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Timoclea (4th century BCE): the Woman Who Threw Her Rapist in a Well

This was not the post that was scheduled. But it was one that spoke to the moment. If you’re in the US, please vote. 

Full post, with footnotes and whatnot, here. Books here. Patreon here. Art notes after the cut.

Keep reading

(Source: rejectedprincesses.com)

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2 months ago

cookiecreation:

alrightevans:

sometimes i mourn the fact we will never see what harry would be like if sirius had been proven innocent and raised him but then i remember that potter puppet pals is a thing that exists 

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4 months ago

next-hero-in-line:

princesspaige:

my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.

“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”

okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”. 

free yourself. try a pixie cut.

My advice: Get a deathhawk, no one cares. You’ll feel great.

Can turn into a pixie cut if you don’t like it later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ be adventurous

(via nevergenders)

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4 months ago

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

(Source: frog43, via thebootydiaries)

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4 months ago

3rdeyechakra:

“when I walk into a church I only see paintings of white angels. why?”

(via nevergenders)

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4 months ago

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

(via philly-punks-and-skins)

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4 months ago

badgerofthebarricades:

edgebug:

deaddboy:

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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(Source: kyd0, via nevergenders)

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4 months ago

zzazu:

whismical:

can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

i want a QR code on my gravestone that just plays this video when you scan it.

(via wetbreadofficial)

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4 months ago

klleyoharas:

  • harold, they’re lesbians
  • people are gay, steven 
  • i’m a lesbian, carl 
  • don’t be a transphobe, chad 
  • we support the gays, david 
  • i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

(via therealdanacardinal)

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4 months ago

e-seal:

e-seal:

hungwy:

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

(via wetbreadofficial)

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4 months ago
sarenderpity:
“ 365daysofhalloween:
“ bundyspooks:
“ reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics
” ”
The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
”

sarenderpity:

365daysofhalloween:

bundyspooks:

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

(Source: lickystickypickyzzz, via nevergenders)

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5 months ago